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Nice Man - makes dinner because he’s an adult and the adults in the household do chores because food is necessary for not dying.
“Nice Guy” - makes dinner because he wants you to fuck him.
Nice Man - puts you in bed after you’ve had too much to drink because people who care about one another behave in compassionate ways. Plus maybe the next day he can make fun of you a little.
“Nice Guy” - puts you in bed after you’ve had too much to drink because he wants you to fuck him the next day. He wants a cookie for not raping you, and that cookie is sex.
Nice Man - listens to your problems when you’ve had a bad day because you do the same for him. Grown-up adults can listen! Who knew? You may even have sex with your Nice Man because he is awesome and cares about your brain in addition to your vadge.
“Nice Guy” - listens to your problems when you’ve had a bad day because he wants you to fuck him. Behind your back, he bemoans the fact that you can talk in words and won’t just shut up and open your legs.
Nice Man - knows that true respect is the only way to love and a successful relationship.
“Nice Guy” - can’t understand why he doesn’t have a relationship. He thinks pretending to listen and begrudgingly not raping someone is respect. He thinks that bitches only fall for assholes. This must not be true, for he whines that women aren’t falling all over themselves to date him, an asshole.
Nice Man - understands that “bitches” is derogatory and calls women “women,” like they are grown-up human adults. Radical!
OMG! YES! THIS!
(via face--the--strange)
“Nice guys” are just assholes who lack confidence.
And for all you who disagree, seriously think about it. When was the last time you saw a “nice guy” date the prettiest girl in school? Or actually lasted in a relationship?
Every girl I’ve ever met says “I’m different, I love nice guys!” But they aren’t different. How can you legitimately say that, when ever single guy you’ve dated has been a complete asshole to you and everybody around you?
There is one guy at my school who was suspended for a total of three months last year on the charge of sexual harassment. He was found guilty and served out his punishment. Somehow he managed to stay in our grade. And this year, every single girl absolutely adores him because he’s “such a good person.” No, sorry to tell this to you he’s an asshole, to everyone. He has a different girlfriend every week and is spiteful and vindictive to the extreme.
But he is such a good person, according to every girl who talks about him.
What I don’t get is how so many people can be so blind to it all, yet still complain when guys are complete jerks to them? “Oh, I wish I could find a good boyfriend for once.” Really? And whose fault is that, that you can’t?
Ok, now riddle me this, why is it that the “nice guy” is always complaining about not getting the prettiest girl in school? Why is it that the “nice guy” is never complaining about getting the nice girl, instead? Why is it that the “nice guy” is allowed to have superficial standards such as wanting the prettiest girl in school rather than the nicest, while the girl is the stupid bitch for wanting the hot guy, or the rich guy, or the dangerous guy?
You know how many nice girls are out there pining for the “nice guy” who is too busy staring at the superficial cheerleader to notice what’s right in front of him? You “nice guys” think you’re the only ones who are victims of superficiality in dating, when you do the exact same things.
Instead of being single and mad at all women, consider dating WITHIN YOUR LEAGUE! I know that doesn’t sound as awesome as dating a super model, but it’s the only realistic way that you’re going to have a girlfriend unless you have some other really awesome talent such as being a great songwriter or something. I see plenty of people who are not particularly attractive or special dating each other because they’re willing to be realistic about what they are and what they deserve.
If you have nothing to offer a woman besides being nice, why should that woman, who has looks, brains, talent, etc, want you? Why should she be busting her ass to look gorgeous and stay fit, while you sit on the couch eating doritos and playing video games? Why shouldn’t she have the right to be selective about her potential mates based on the same standards she holds herself to?
Seriously, “nice guys,” quit whining and either work on yourselves so that you are attractive to the opposite sex, or stfd and accept that girl who is on the same level as you.
And don’t even get me started on the whole “entitled to sex” bullshit that “nice guys” like to complain about. Or how they pretend to be your friend while all they really want from you is sex. My brain might explode.
