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callmeboots:

simply-sims:

Dramatic Reading Of A Break-Up Letter

simply-sims:

MY STOMACH HURTS SO BAD THIS IS HILARIOUS. “You make me touch your hands for stupid reasons” OH GOSH I’M GOING TO COUGH UP A LUNG

This is like from the beginning of the internet and it’s still perfect. 

Seriously, worth reblogging even if every has already heard it.

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Working on a high school mix of mostly punk and emo, some screamo, hardcore, and indie. Stuff I was listening to from like 15-19ish mostly.

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faineemae:

Good news, ladies! Society has discovered another new thing that’s wrong with you, which means another opportunity for you to make yourself more attractive for your man. Score! Turns out, the color of your vagina is gross and everyone hates it. So bleach that motherfucker. Bleach it right now!

In this commercial for an Indian product called Clean and Dry Intimate Wash, a (very light-skinned) couple sits down for what would have been a peaceful cup of morning coffee—if the woman’s disgusting brown vagina hadn’t ruined everything! The dude can’t even bring himself look at her. He can’t look at his coffee either, because it only reminds him of his wife’s dripping, coffee-brown hole! Fortunately, the quick-thinking woman takes a shower, scrubbing her swarthy snatch with Clean and Dry Intimate Wash (“Freshness + Fairness”). And poof! Her vadge comes out blinding white like a downy baby lamb (and NOT THE GROSS BLACK KIND) and her husband—whose penis, I can only assume, is literally a light saber—is all, “Hey, lady! Cancel them divorce papers and LET’S BONE.”

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Some people don’t deserve to get laid.

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conversationparade:

[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

[step 3] move in for the kill

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